A Collection of Some of the Finer Technology - Computer Quotes

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
-Penn Jillett

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
-Author Unknown

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
-Andrew Brown

The telephone wire, as we know it, has become too slow and too small to handle Internet traffic. It took 75 years for telephones to be used by 50 million customers, but it took only four years for the Internet to reach that many users.
- Lori Valigra

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
-Mitch Ratcliffe

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
-Doug Larson

640K ought to be enough for anybody.
-Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates, 1981

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.
-Louis Gerstner

Relying on the Government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping Tom to install your window blinds.
-John Barlow

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
- B. F. Skinner

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
- Andy Rooney

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